Tuesday, February 05, 2008
Can God Make A Tool So Big That Not Even He Can Shut It The Hell Up? (interlude)
Sorry I've been away. I've missed me too. (Is it both presumptive and ridiculous for a historically sporadic bloggarian like myself to apologize for being away for four days -- to a readership roughly equivalent to a pickup volleyball game? Whatevs.) I just had to leave those debate pics up top for a few days. Made me giggle.
James Dobson absolutely tears the ass out of me. What's the rumpus?, you ask. Well, it appears that Dr. Dobson might not favor us with his vote this November. Chickety-check it out. This guy makes me want to turn in my Jesus card. I just want to point out that one of the reasons Dobson says he won't vote for John McCain is that sometimes, he cusses. Are you f**king kidding me? (Sorry, Mom.) I mean, maybe it's a non-story; the ludicrous power of the Religious Right has waned considerably here in the twilight of Bush's Pre-Retirement Jamboree, as evidenced most strongly by the GOP frontrunners -- a moderate and a Mormon. For crying out loud, has there ever been a bigger example of the hypocrisy of so-called "Christian" politicians than all the Romney endorsements? Rick freaking Santorum just endorsed the guy! I mean, wouldn't a guy who wielded his Christianity as a weapon as much and as terribly as Santorum did have something to say about a freaking Mormon? Jesus must be cracking up, 'cause that's good stuff right there.
So, to sum up, James Dobson, regardless of how strenuously he makes the point that this is just one man's opining, is using his considerable influence and his considerably sized forum to encourage people not to vote. Awesome. What a f**king tool. (Again, sorry, Mom.)
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